In schools everywhere sports-wear is all spats and shorts.

"What's up? Fidgeting like that" "Er, well, it looks like the elastic's gone in my pants."

Hey, it's about time you quit it with the panty jokes. You'll put off the readers, you creeper!

"Do I really have that good a personality?" "Impossible. After all, there's this time as well, but in middle school you sold off girl's pants all over to bring in the money."

I preferred wearing my Hawaiian T-shirt and green shorts to be cool and different, but I quickly got used to the white shirt and black slacks.

Please take off all your clothes except your underpants and bra.