"What's up? Fidgeting around in front of the house." "Um ... I was waiting for you to come back."

Here, bro, halfsies.

Bro? You've got a terrible temperature! Never mind the bags, rest in the shade of those trees!

Hey, is this fish tasty for real? It looks like a fish that was a black porgy who'd fallen in with mobsters and been put on the countries most wanted list!?

"Talking about 108, that's the number of worldly passions." "What worldly passions have you got then?" "I could say, but it'll get censored out."